December 2009
12 posts
“Lucille: What, did that Mexican throw you out?
Gob: She’s not “that Mexican,” Mom. She’s my Mexican. And she’s Colombian or something. Anyway, it’s over.
Lucille: You’ve got three days.
Gob: Hey, if I can’t find a horny immigrant by then, I don’t deserve to stay here.” —Bringing up Buster
Gob: She’s not “that Mexican,” Mom. She’s my Mexican. And she’s Colombian or something. Anyway, it’s over.
Lucille: You’ve got three days.
Gob: Hey, if I can’t find a horny immigrant by then, I don’t deserve to stay here.” —Bringing up Buster
“— It’s a bird!
— I know it’s a bird; I’m on the phone.
— It walked on my pillow!” —Arrested Development: Bringing Up Buster - Hulu
— I know it’s a bird; I’m on the phone.
— It walked on my pillow!” —Arrested Development: Bringing Up Buster - Hulu
“If you let a Christian out after midnight, he turns into a gremlin.”
—Joel McHale
“I can’t listen to politicians no more, I get a seizure.”
—True Blood vet fellow
“Due to his committment to Van Helsing (2004), had to decline the offer to play Frank Castle in The Punisher (2004). Both films ended up receiving a “BOMB” rating from film critic Leonard Maltin.”
—Hugh Jackman - Biography
“Are those star pants you’re wearing? Because your ass takes up a ton of space.”
—Joel McHale