January 2010
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Eddie Izzard on the Anglican Church:
Eddie: Vicar, I have done many bad things.
Vicar: Well, so have I.
Eddie: What shall I do?
Vicar: Drink five Bloody Marys and... you won't remember.
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A crab, I’m told, will not bite,
Or poison you just for spite;...
– Stephen Fry British game show guest recitation
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